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NEWS: March 2019: haha, look I put that fucking viewport tag in my HTML head section, so now everything will work on your stupid mobile phone.

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Or: maybe you were trying to remember how to do simple encrypted backups with SQL Server 2014, and you would rather die than read the docs.

Or: you're Rapture and you really want a workaround for that stupid Internet shortcut bug in Windows.

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